Remember my article on STD's? This is what it sounds like in real life, from Overheard in New York.
The caller is described as a "guy on cell, leaning casually against a fire hydrant":
Hey, so, I just got my test results back, and… uh… so I got herpes.
So… maybe you should get yourself tested. (pause) No, no, no. No. No!
Dammit, Jessica, listen, I… fuck. Sorry, Jennifer. No, I–no, I'm
sorry, I've just been making this call a lot today. (pause) Hello?
–Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn