A wonderfully warm, funny piece from Orion and Nicole McLelland. The can’t miss quote:
"So where do you pee?" I asked Brian.
"It’s especially good for the trees, if you’d like to do them the service, Dan," he said, turning his gray-bearded grin toward my companion. I waited, but he didn’t address me. I appealed to Sally.
"Where do you pee?" I asked her.
Oh, we have a special toilet just for women, I hoped Sally would say, then direct me to an immaculate bidet down the hall. Instead she gestured vaguely around her.
"Wherever," she said, looking out the window into the yard.