Extreme Enviro Bathrooms

A wonderfully warm, funny piece from Orion and Nicole McLelland. The can’t miss quote:

"So where do you pee?" I asked Brian.

"It’s especially good for the trees, if you’d like to do them the service, Dan," he said, turning his gray-bearded grin toward my companion. I waited, but he didn’t address me. I appealed to Sally.

"Where do you pee?" I asked her.

Oh, we have a special toilet just for women, I hoped Sally would say, then direct me to an immaculate bidet down the hall. Instead she gestured vaguely around her.

"Wherever," she said, looking out the window into the yard.

Published by Kit Stolz

I'm a freelance reporter and writer based in Ventura County.

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