The older you get, the more unemployed you are likely to be

Or, as Matty Iglesias puts it, perhaps (we can hope) overstating it: "There will be no recovery."

The Pew Center, graphing census data for the visually oriented, appears to have the stats to back him up, at least for the long-term unemployed:

In short — the older you get, the more unemployed you are likely to be.