10) NASA MISSION TO TURN DOWN THE SUN’S THERMOSTAT9) FEDERAL SUBSIDIES TO BOOST PRODUCTION OF COOL RANCH DORITOS8) FAST TRACK RUMSFELD’S "COLONIZE NEPTUNE" PROPOSAL7) CONVENE BLUE-RIBBON COMMITTEE TO EXPLORE INNOVATIVE WAYS OF IGNORING THE PROBLEM6) LET HILLARY WORRY ABOUT IT WHEN SHE TAKES OVER5) I DUNNO–TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH?4) Continue reading “George W. Bush’s Top Ten Solutions for Global Warming”