The sexiness of plants (or not)

From the rarely-so-thoughtful-but-often-fun Overheard in New York:

So Yada Yada Yada, We Spent the Night in the E.R.

Twin sister #1, indignantly: I tried to get him the least sexual plant I could find. I mean, a cactus, how much less sexual could you get?

Twin sister #2, thoughtfully: You really can't get any less sexual than a cactus.

–Uptown 1 Train

Though to be fair, even cacti do have sex…


Published by Kit Stolz

I'm a freelance reporter and writer based in Ventura County.

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