Rush Limbaugh Mistakes Himself for God

A "joke" Limbaugh told in his weekend speech to the Conservative Political Action Caucus to show that he's not pompous or arrogant:

Larry King passed away, goes to heaven. He's greeted by Saint Peter at
the gates. Saint Peter says, "Welcome, Mr. King, it's great to have you
here. I want to show you around, give you an idea of what's here, maybe
you can pick a place that you'd like to reside."  King says, "I just
have one question:  Is Rush Limbaugh here?" 

"No, he's got a
lot of time yet, Mr. King."  So Saint Peter begins the tour. Larry King
sees the various places and it's beyond anything we can imagine in
terms of beauty. Finally, he gets to the biggest room of all, with this
giant throne. And over the throne is a flashing beautiful angelic neon
sign that says "Rush Limbaugh." [Laughter]

And Larry King looks at Saint Peter and says: "I thought you said he wasn't here." 

"He said, he's not, he's not. This is God's room. He just thinks he's Rush Limbaugh."[Laughter] [Applause]

Believe it or don't.

[AP photo of the new face of the GOP by Ron Edwards]


Published by Kit Stolz

I'm a freelance reporter and writer based in Ventura County.

One thought on “Rush Limbaugh Mistakes Himself for God

  1. Hey I’m glade you posted it. Would be better if you would have not took the last part out. That’s what makes the joke funny.


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