Recession Turns Post-Modern, Takes Brandi Chastain’s Bra

Okay, now it's getting crazy. One of the world's most famous bras has landed in bankruptcy court. A sports museum to which Brandi Chastain entrusted the immortal undergarment has failed, and the bra has ended up in the hands of a court. Maybe it could even could be sold, along with countless other items ofContinue reading “Recession Turns Post-Modern, Takes Brandi Chastain’s Bra”

Tar on Your Foot: Oil in Ventura County

The down and dirty about Ventura County’s oil legacy (cover of the VCReporter) By Kit Stolz 04/16/2009 Anyone who has ever lived in the Ventura County area and walked barefoot on the beach has probably at some point felt something sticky on his or her foot and found a black substance commonly kno wn asContinue reading “Tar on Your Foot: Oil in Ventura County”

Somalia: How Environmental Piracy Led to Pirate Attacks

Yesterday Congressman Donald Payne (D-NJ) mentioned on NPR's All Things Considered that the pirates operating off the Somali coast grew out of chaos that descended on the region in the l990's. He said one of the costs of that chaos was environmental piracy — overfishing and toxic dumping. To wit: "What's happened in the country,Continue reading “Somalia: How Environmental Piracy Led to Pirate Attacks”

Hollywood’s Best/Worst Director to Make New Lousy Film

LOS ANGELES—In the largest deal ever made to shit out a movie, Warner Bros. and director Michael Bay announced a landmark $50 million agreement this week to monumentally fuck up ThunderCats. "I couldn't be more excited to completely fuck this up," said Bay, who plans to begin production on destroying the live-action adaptation next month.Continue reading “Hollywood’s Best/Worst Director to Make New Lousy Film”

The Smell of a Serial Killer

A young woman reporter from Vancouver known as raincoaster recounts her all-too-close encounter with Canada's worst serial killer. What she remembers best about pig farmer Robert Pickton is the way he smells: My family has farms, I know what pigs and pig farming smell like, and I know what a shower can do for that.Continue reading “The Smell of a Serial Killer”